This poor little 17-year-old Texas Beauty Queen had her crown ripped right off her poufy updo for eating too many tacos and gaining weight. Which totally would have happened to me had I ever been a beauty queen. Not that I was ever close to becoming one..the "flipper teeth" the little girls wear to cover up their normal kid teeth totally freak me out. And I believe sexualizing innocent kids and tarting them up with big hair, clown make-up and sequin gowns, then parading them around and making them perform for creepy judges should be outlawed. But this is definitely unfair. Tacos are delicious and there is no such thing as too many tacos. Mmmm...tacos.