In one of the most pathetic political displays ever, Mitt Romney decided to have a rally at the Detroit Lions football field in his home state of Michigan and only about 1200 people showed up. As Ross Perot would say, "Now that's just sad." But what's even sadder is that people are actually voting for his lunatic tea-bagging idiot competitor Rick Santorum, who is one scary muthaf*cka. It doesn't really matter which one actually runs because the Republican Party can't decide if they are tea bagging lunatics, Born Again Bumblef*cks or just plain stupid. Obama will beat any of these jokers easily and keep this country running as it should, thank God.
See Also The Tangenital's smart and hilarious thoughts on Rick as they are much better writers than I..