Minneapolis Is The New Black.

Or not..but in the past few weeks we've had some pretty well-known visitors:

*The President of the United States. Obama was here on Saturday campaigning for Mark Dayton, who better beat that Emmer moron a week from tomorrow or I'm moving back to California.

*Cammy D, who watched her douchetastic (hopefully) ex-beau ARoid play the Twins from Palomino in downtown Minneapolis of all places..maybe she likes the frozen Pallinis like I do...but there are better places to watch a ballgame in this town. I have always liked Cammy Cams but she has horrible taste in men..reportedly she's moved on from ARoid to the pubehead teacher from "Glee" which is not much better. Maybe he reminds her of JT. Girlfriend, you are gorgeous and talented, find someone on your level of attractiveness, please.

*Charlize Theron who was seen shooting scenes for the movie "Young Adult" at IDS Crystal Court.

*Pete Campbell from "Mad Men" was drinking and throwing darts at Club Jager recently. He is from here so not that surprising but I get pretty excited about anything remotely related to Jon Hamm, who is hosting SNL this Saturday which will be hilarious as he was fantastic when he hosted last year. I've already set my DVR as I will be at a Halloween party with about 300 hilarious, creatively costumed friends who are 30+ but still love to party, not at home watching SNL.


*We came close to getting our very own Playboy Hyena Kendra as a ressie because apparently her hubby Hank joined the Vikes (news I just learned thanks to US Mag since my hubby couldn't care less about football and never subjects me to the torture that is attempting to watch a football game, thankyoubabyJesus). Luckily for all of us, she's heading back to LA for work..but keep your eyes peeled at the Vu, you never know who might make a surprise appearance.

*We've been a national laughingstock due to Brett Pevre's sexting, the hideous Twins meltdown and Michelle Bachmann, who embarrasses our state daily, just by opening her mouth and letting the crazy idiocracy flow.

*Apparently someone at Showtime visited Minneapolis once in 1993 and remembered that its a city, because "The Big C" is supposed to be based here (even though they tape it in Connecticut) and Julia Stiles' (aka Lollipop head) character on "Dexter" is from Mpls.