Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Snooks, Sans Pouf

I can only imagine how drunk and disorderly one has to be to get arrested in broad daylight on the Jersey shore..but Snooki is one crazy little pickle lovin oompa loomp who managed to do just that around 3 pm last Friday. As much as I love to occasionally tune in to see them in all their fist pumpin' GTL glory, I don't see this whole "Jersey Shore" thing ending well for any of this overly gelled, spray tanned cast of guidos and guidettes who love to drink way too much, fight at every opportunity, soak in the petrie dish of nastiness that is their hot tub and generally taint every banquette they touch in South Beach. MTV is awesome at making randos famous and turning them in to completely insane, plastic surgery obsessed, crystal wearing, desperate fame whores who will do and say absolutely anything to keep their 15 minutes they really never should have gotten in the first place (see Speidi). Just, a sad "situation."

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