Okay so I finally caught an episode of "Jersey Shore" on MTV last week to check out what those crazy guidos and guidettes were up to. It was prettymuch what I expected..the photo above tells you everything you need to know. I wasn't quite prepared for the one known as "The Situation" - just that he calls himself that is hilarious. Its also funny that Italian Americans are protesting this show just because its depicting these Italian Americans who "keep their hair high, their muscles juiced and their fists pumping all summer long!" I really think every American should be joining this protest due to the fact that we have guidos in this country at all, no matter their heritage. They always flock to South Beach during Winter Music Conference and its awesome to see them on the beach all oiled up, reeking of Axe spray, talking to their fellow guidos on the latest and greatest cell phone in thick NJ accents, making plans to pump their fists as they pay $800 for bottle service at nightclubs that evening, where they will demand the DJs play hip-hop during a week when all of the dance music industry takes over the town. Luckily if I'm at a club down there I am in a VIP area with Kaskade - where we always make sure to enforce a strict No Guido Policy.
With this show and the Real Housewives of NJ I'm thinking New Jersey should really consider enforcing a No Reality Show Policy for their entire state..but until they do, I will keep on being entertained and laughing at their Jersey antics...making fools of themselves as only people in New Jersey can.
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