Stupidest. Woman. Alive.

I really do not understand who keeps voting for this craaaaazy bitch. I've never encountered anyone who supports Michele Bachmann but somehow she stays in office, so they must be out there. She keeps saying completely ridiculous things that get picked up nationwide and make her, the Republican party and unfortunately Minnesota, look like a bunch of bumblefuck pig farmers. Probably the same ones who started the Swine Flu. So to any born-again Christian out there who used to be a cokewhore and then found Jesus at a mega church in Hugo: Please stop voting for this dangerous and idiotic woman who is a complete embarrassment and waste of space. She was on the board of a school trying to teach Creationism who refused to allow the in-school screening of the Disney film Aladdin, feeling that it endorsed "wichcraft" and promoted "paganism." Um, okay. She does not believe Global Warming exists and tries her best to ban same-sex marriage, among many other insane things. Seriously, even though I have never punched anyone in my life, if I ever find myself downing Mudslides at a TGI Fridays in AnokaShakoChaskahassen Rapids and come across this woman, it's on.