Tila Tequila Is One Classy Lady.

I'm pretty sure she was on that VH1 bus that crashed and unleashed an unfortunate spillage of sluts (see next post) - too drunk to realize her show actually aired on MTV. I hate Tila Tequila almost as much as this guy. So its kind of interesting to watch the slow moving locomotive crash that is the recent passing of the "Band-Aid Heiress" Casey Johnson, who was apparently engaged to Ms. Tequila. Tila used her Twitter account to first tell everyone her "Wifey" had died, then a few hours later posted that she heard Casey was just "in a coma" (after the medical examiner had already declard her dead) then back to "oh wait, she's really gone." Attention whore much, TT?

Then apparently earlier this afternoon in La La Land, there was a bizarro showdown where Nicky Hilt and Bijou Phillips went to Casey's house to collect her dogs and were shut down by one ferocious, barking little yapper named Tila. Some sort of verbal fight and possible hair pulling ensued, the cops were called to restore order amongst the classy bitches, and Tila was then forced to wheel out a cart with the dogs, fur coats, a Christmas blanket and packages of insulin - and hand them all over. And the slow moving locomotive crash continues. The toxicology report in a few weeks should be interesting..I'm guessing the Band-Aid heiress had a little too much Tequila.