Thursday, February 9, 2012

Attn: Ladies

If anyone ever presents you with a Pizza Hut engagement box, please do all womankind a favor and tell them with gusto, "hellz to the no" - and "I prefer Little Caesers." While they've just spent $10,010, you must be aware that this is what they purchased with their  hard earned 10K, instead of the diamond you definitely deserve: A ruby engagement ring, a bouquet of flowers, a personal fireworks display, a professional photographer and videographer, a $10 Pizza Hut Dinner Box complete with a one-topping pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce, and 10 cinnamon sticks with icing in a cup for dippin’. Last but certainly far from least: A limo to take you to the Pizza Hut of your choice.
*Does not apply to Pizza Hut enthusiasts over 300 lbs who might actually enjoy this type of engagement box.

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