My Life on the V-List: Best. Headline. Ever.

My Life on the V-List - Loves It:

Accents
Acupuncture
Architecture
Argentinian Malbec
Autumn Colors
Babies
Ballet Flats
Bar Shuffleboard
Beaches
Beer Gardens in Prague
Biking
Boat Parties
Boating
Body Boarding
Boutique Hotels
Bowling
Bravo
Brazilian Jazz
Brunching
Bubble Baths
Bubble Tea
Candles
Candy
Castles
Champagne
Cheese
Chef Owned Restaurants
Cherries
Cherry Blosoms
Chocolate
Chocolate Covered Cherries
Cities
Classic Cocktails
Classical Music on a Rainy Day
Close Friends
Convertible Beetles
Coziness on a cold day
Cozy Coffee Shops
Cupcakes
Cute Neighborhoods
Daycations
Deep House
Deep Tissue Massages
Diet Dr Pepper
Diptyque
Dolphins
DVR
El Jefe (hubby)
Electronica
Europe
Exposed Brick
Fairy Tales
Family Snuggles
Farmer's Markets
Fashion
Fatboy Bean Bags
Fireplaces
Flamenco Guitar
Floating
Flowering Trees
Free Wi-Fi
Fresh Cut Grass
Fresh Products
Frette Linens
Green Iced Tea
Gus' Laughter
Hammocks
Hang Gliding
Hanging Lanterns
Hardwood Floors
Hiking
Horseback Riding
Hot Tea
Hot Tubs
Hotel Beds
Ice Cream Cones
Ice Skating
Iced Coffee w/white chocolate
iPhone
iPod Touch
Italy
Japanese Gardens
Jewelery
Kaskade
Kate Spade Bags
Kayaking
L'occitaine
Laguna Beach
Lakes
Laughing
Lavender
Lilacs
Lilies
Live Music
Loft Living
Lounging in my Rooftop Garden
Luxury
Mac Book Air
Mani/Pedis
Martinis
Mattisse
Mexican Food
Mimosa Saturdays
Modern Design
Museums
Nature
Orchids
Our Swing
Outdoor Pools
Photography
Picking Berries/Fruits
Ping Pong
Playing the Piano
Plush Bathrobes
Pop Culture
Reading
Redwood Forests
Rhondedendrons
Ritz Carltons
Road Trips
Rooftop Decks
Rose Gardens
Russian River
Sea Turtles
Seasons
Seven Jeans
Shellac Manicures
Shopping
Snorkeling
Snow
Soho
Spring
Steam Rooms
Storybook Towns in Europe
Sunflowers in Random Places
Sushi
Swanky Events
Swimming
Tennis
Texas Hold'em
Thai Yoga Massage
The Onion
Theater
Thin Mints
Tiki Kitsch
Toddlers
Trains
Travel
Tulips
Ultra Lounge CDs
Van Gogh
Vanity Fair
Vegas Pool Parties
VimLab Events
Violets
VIP sections
W Hotels
Waterfalls
Whales
White Water River Rafting
Whodunnits
Wind Chimes
Wine Bars
Yoga

Best TV Shows As Determined By Me

30 Rock
Arrested Development
Big Love
Bored To Death
Breaking Bad
Californication
Colbert Report
Community
Dexter
Entourage
Episodes
Glee
Gossip Girl
Grey's Anatomy
Hung
Mad Men
My Life on the D-List
Nip/Tuck
Nurse Jackie
Outsourced
Parks and Recreation
Party Down
Portlandia
Project Runway
Real Housewives of NJ/NY/OC/Miami
Secret Diary of a Call Girl
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
SNL
South Park
The Big C
The Daily Show
The Office
The Sopranos
The Soup
Top Chef
True Blood
United States of Tara
Weeds

Favorite Music - It's A Mixed Bag, Baby

A Fine Frenzy
Adele
Air
Amy Winehouse
Andy Caldwell
Astrud Gilberto
Bebel Gilberto
Ben Watt
Billie Holiday
Bitter:Sweet
Blonde Redhead
Blue Six
Chris Lake
Chuck Love
Colette
Crystal Castles
Cut Copy
David Alvarado
Deadmau5
Death Cab For Cutie
Dee Lite
Duffy
Eberg
Edith Piaf
EDX
Ellen Ferrato
Empire of the Sun
Esthero
Everything But The Girl
Feist
Florence + The Machine
Friendly Fires
Gabriel & Dresden
Goldfrapp
Groove Armada
Hotel Costes
Imogen Heap/Frou Frou
Inara George
Iron & Wine
Jamiroquai
Jenny Lewis
Kanye West
Kaskade
Keane
Kings of Convenience
Kylie Minogue
Lady Gaga
Lamb
Late Night Alumni
Lenka
Lily Allen
Madonna
Mark Farina
Marques Wyatt
Massive Attack
MGMT
Missy Higgins
Moloko
Mono
Morgan Page
Ms. John Soda
Mum
Nelly Furtado
Nouvelle Vague
Phoenix
Portishead
Rihanna
Rilo Kiley
Royksopp
Rufus Wainwright
Samantha James
Sebastian Ingrosso
Sia
Snow Patrol
Soulstice
Spoon
Stereolab
Sufjan Stevens
Supreme Beings of Leisure
Telepopmusik
Tennis Hero
The Bird and The Bee
The Gossip
The Postal Service
The Temper Trap
The Ting Tings
Thievery Corporation
Tricky
Viva Voce
Weekend Players
William Orbit
Zero 7

Most beautiful places I have visited and highly recommend checking out

Amsterdam, Netherlands
Anacortes, WA
Ashland, OR
Bahamas
Barcelona, Spain
Borgo a Mozzanno, Italy
Boston, MA
Boulder, CO
Bruges, Belgium
Brussels, Belgium
Calistoga, CA
Cambria, CA
Central Park, NYC
Cinque Terre, Italy
Flathead Lake, Montana
Florence, Italy
Glacier Park, Montana
Grand Cayman Islands
Half Moon Bay, CA
Heidelberg, Germany
Hong Kong, China
Interlaaken, Switzerland
Karlovy Vary, Czech Republic
Kauai, Hawaii
La Jolla, CA
Laguna Beach, CA
Lake Como, Italy
Lake Superior, MN
Lake Tahoe, CA
London, England
Los Cabos, Mexico
Lucca, Italy
Malibu, CA
Mammoth Lakes, CA
Mendocino, CA
Mill Valley, CA
Montego Bay, Jamaica
Monterey, CA
Montreal, Canada
Napa, CA
New England in the Fall
New Orleans, LA
Oahu, Hawaii
Paris, France
Portland, OR
Prague, Czech Republic
Redwood National Forest, CA
Rockport, MA
Rotterdam, Netherlands
Russian River, CA
Salzburg, Austria
San Clemente, CA
San Francisco, CA
Santa Barbara, CA
Sausalito, CA
Seattle, WA
Solvang, CA
Sonoma, CA
South Beach, FL
St. Helena, CA
The Hamptons, NY
Tiburon, CA
Vancouver, BC
Willamette Valley, OR
Yountville, CA

My Life on the V-List - Hates It:

Airport Bars
American Idol
Ann Coulter
Bernie Madoff
Bill O'Reilly
Blackwater
Carson Daly
Cats
Celine Dion
Chain Restaurants
Clear Channel
Commercial Radio
Dancing with the Stars
Dane Cook - Not Funny
Dick Cheney
Dodge Intrepids
Dubya
Family Guy
Fast Food Chains (Except for In-n-Out)
Flakes
Fox News
Girls who say "Us Girls"
Glenn Beck
Granite Countertops
Grapefruit
Guidos
Guns
Jay Leno
Justin Bieber
Karl Rove
Ke$ha
Linked In
McMansions
Mini-vans
Murals
Oversized SUVs
Passive Aggressive People
People Who Can't Figure Out How To Use the Proper Too/Two, Know/Now, Their/There
PT Cruisers
Reggae - No Thanks, Mon
Rush Limbaugh
Ryan Seacrest
Sarah Palin
Smoking
So You Think You Can Dance
Star Jones
Strip Malls
Stupid People Who Repeat Fox News Talking Points
Suburbs
Survivor
Teabaggers
Ticketmaster
Twitter
Vicki from Real Housewives of OC
Wal-mart
Wild West

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Best. Headline. Ever.

Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He's Not A Festering Pile Of Shit

via The Onion

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