Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Today In: Books I Will Not Be Reading

It's Miley!

And...LC.

What are these two geniuses going to write about that we don't know already? Miley's a southern bumpkin who looks like a pony, her dad used to have a mullet and sing about his Achy Breaky Heart, and her beau could be arrested for statutory rape. LC has displayed exactly how interesting she is on The Hills, where her friends all stare at each other because they have absolutely nothing to say, watch Speidi make asses of themselves, stare at Audrina's boobs or cry about all their boring "drama" with a dramatic line of mascara running down the face. Hard to put all that into words.

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