Why Has It Taken So Long For Reality Show Producers To Realize The Fist Pumpin, Overly Muscled, Spray Tanned Gold Mines Known As...GUIDOS & GUIDETTES?

Who are just way too easy to make fun of. This impersonation of Snookie on SNL the other night was spot on, and hilarious. Esp the perfectly cast/impersonated body type - why are all these Guidettes such Chunkers??