Does the world really need a 3rd installment of Bridget Jone's Diary?? I don't think so, but since it will be the 3rd time we're subjected to it, I do know what to expect..we'll watch Just-Sucked-On-A-Lemon-Face stuff her face with pizza, donuts, biscuits with gravy and candy bars for 6 months, only looking up from her permanent perch in the Old Country Buffet line to tell the media how she doesn't really mind all this carboloading - "just a part of the job" she'll chortle with her mouth full of Krispy Kreme in her new deep "fat girl" voice - so she can get back to her chubby BJ fighting weight. Then she'll squint her way through a bad British accent, some overplayed "physical comedy" with Hugh Grant's hair and get back to complaining about "smug marrieds." All. The.Time. No wonder this bitch is single.Apparently in this gem of a script that has no one attached to it as of yet besides SquintyLemonFace, she pines for a baby. I can only imagine the hilarity that will ensue, and all the complaints she'll have of "smug parentals." After the movie is filmed, we'll get to see chubalubba Renee who's busy "working on her fitness" squint toward various cameras to answer the media's insatiable quest to know exactly what she porked down her gord to get her body into that disgustingly fat form - a horrific size..12 or something.. and how many crunches its going to take til she's back in Hollywood rexi form on a lovely diet of air, nose candy and water. It's boring, I don't care and lemonface needs to go away asap. Oi.
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