NYC Needs To Simma.

Um...New Yorkers? What is going on? I used to be one of you - I know it can be stressful to live in the concrete jungle of Manhattan with hardly any chances to escape, but you may want to consider chilling out a bit. First you stampeded a man to death at a Long Island Walmart to get cheaper paper towels and toothpaste last November. And now a bunch of shorties (all "model" wannabes were 5 foot 7 inches and under) trying to audition for Tyra "Panty Party" Banks's next season of "America's Next Top Model" went insane and created mass chaos, injuring 6 people after a fight broke out and someone thought a car back firing was a bomb. Miss Banks is not going to think you are fierce or teach you how to smile with your eyes if you keep it up.