Douche of the Day: Mark Halperin

For oh-so nicely calling President Obama a "dick" on national television this morning. Apparently he thought he could freely say he thought Obama was "kind of a dick" during a press conference because thought they had a 7-second delay and nobody would hear it. But the new executive producer awesomely didn't know which button to push for the delay, thus everyone saw him say it. So now after his half-assed apology, he's suspended from MSNBC and has to stew in a vat of his own douchiness. I'm betting he'll soon get his own show on FOX News..where the Douche Lords reign supreme.