We Were So Close To Never Having To See the Flesh Colored Beard Again..

Yesterday, CNN and every other major news organization who should be ashamed of themselves for covering this story reported that Douchelord of all Douches Spencer Pratt was quitting "The Hills" to become a cyber crime fighter. Which meant we'd probably see/hear a lot less from this atrocious fame whore and his crazy cat lady, plastic surgery obsessed Barbie of a wife who recently fired her hubby as her manager and hired a psychic instead. But alas, I knew it was too good to be true - Us Magazine reports he will still be on the show..but has to take anger management classes after having a meltdown with a Producer. Which should surprise no one after his little temper tantrum breakdowns on "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" - I can't find a clip but "The Soup" loves to play them and its always hilarious to watch this spoiled, stupid, horrible little troll of a man-child seriously freak out.

Spencer Pratt, cyber crime fighter? Not so fast.
Contrary to a Monday report, the Hills star is not leaving his hit MTV show to work for the cyber security division at American Defense Enterprise, a source tells UsMagazine.com
"All of that stuff about him leaving The Hills to fight cyber crime is not true," the insider insists.
The real story? "He is leaving The Hills for 6 weeks because he was asked to."
The source explains that Pratt, 26, recently "flipped out" on the show's set after a female producer made a request to which he objected.
"He got so crazy that he screamed at [her], 'I should kill you for even asking me to do that!'" the source recounts.
"Very rattled" by Pratt's outburst, the producer filed a complaint with the show's top producers -- who then threatened to kick Pratt off the show.
Pratt's team went back with a compromise: "the show agreed that Spencer would leave The Hills for six weeks to do anger management training once a week at home. If he completes it, he can return to the show."
It was recently announced that Pratt is no longer the manager for his wife, Heidi Montag.