It's official: Coco is taking his show on the road. He announced via his hilarious Twitter page this morning "Hey Internet: I'm headed to your town on a half-assed comedy & music tour. Go to http://TeamCoco.com for tix. I repeat: It's half-assed." Billing his live shows as "a night of music, comedy, hugging and the occasional awkward silence," the tour brings him to the Orpheum Theater in Minneapolis on May 18th. My attempts to buy tix on Ticketmaster - my most hated corporate monopoly monster and worst website ever - have so far been unsuccessful. I need to find tix on Craigslist or something..can't miss this show!