Bridget Marquardt's new show "Bridget's Sexiest Beaches" debuts on the Travel Channel tonight. On the show, she will "set out to discover the world's most beautiful beaches. With a lifelong love for adventure travel, Bridget will explore each beach location, diving head-first into the regional culture. By sampling flavorful cuisine, checking out fashion trends and, of course, finding the best places to party the night away, Bridget will uncover each destination's individual charm. She'll take viewers with her as she experiences everything these tantalizing seaside gems have to offer." She and a team of ghost writers even attempt to write about her adventures on this pretty average blog.Hokay, so let me get this straight: all I had to do to get my dream job was get a degree in communications from schools in stinky Cali cow towns Sacramento and Stockton, put in some big fakey funbags and become one of 3 pretend girlfriends to an octogenarian (he's 82!!) in a smoking jacket on a show for E! Television?? And occasionally bust out (get it?) the funbags in his magazine?? So unfair. She did put up with Kendra's horrendous laugh and general stupidity for several years though, so I guess she deserves to get paid to travel the world. I'm sure she'll be a good host, although she's no Tara Reid on "Taradise."
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