The Cone Zone

Jimmy Fallon is taking over for Conan on March 2nd so I've been tuning in to The Cone Zone lately to catch his last few shows. Conan is hilarious and I'm sure he'll do a great job on The Tonight Show. It would be hard to do a worse job than Jay Leno who is not funny, makes celebs uncomfy when he interviews them and barely makes an effort any more. I predict his 10 pm show will be canceled within the first month. Not sure how Jimmy's gonna do as the host of Late Night - he's kind of a spaz but his "Barry Gibb Talk Show" on SNL was amazing, so maybe he'll be okay. Anyhoo, Conan replayed this green Taurus sketch the other night and I thought it was hilarious.

Jeff drives and refuses to get rid of a teal Honda Accord from 1993 that until recently was missing a side view mirror and had a dining room chair in the backseat along with a random assortment of papers, file folders, his sister's framed wedding photo, etc. His brother decided to fix it up and found a piece of pizza in the engine, a few cooked brats in the trunk and magical dust messages written by my favorite gingee who lives in my building. Somehow his bro got it back in working order, removed the chair, pizza and brats, put new tires on and added a red side view mirror, turning the Teal Bomber into a Christmas Dream.