Cali Girl Scandalized By "NICE TITS" Valentine Heart.

Apparently a 12-year-old girl in California was "shocked" by an "obscene" Valentine heart that said "Nice Tits." There was a mix up with the candy hearts and one of the more risque hearts (others include craaaaaazy sayings such as "Sext Me") got into the normal batch.

This "news" story is so ridiculous it should be an Onion article, but it also leads me to believe I should immediately start production on the line of "Minnesota Nice (Tits)" and "Minnesota Nice (Ass)" tanks and booty shorts I've always wanted to create. And maybe I'll throw in a few scandalizing candy hearts too, just for fun.