Nicole Richie is fine..kind of boring these days. Not sure how they're going to "make the next one" unless she starts out a chubby, bitchy, spoiled drug addict who's BFFs with Paris, then has two babies, one with the unfortunate name of Sparrow James Midnight.
Most Dangerous/Stupid/Hypocritical Woman in America Sarah Palin, (Don't Hassle) The Always Drunk, Burger Loving Hoff, Fame Whore/Horrible Mother/Extension Loving/Hating Kate G and Kara Bikini Girl from American Idol Nobody Cares About all need to go away never to be heard from again..not get their own shows. When will this reality show hell end? It's getting to be beyond ridiculous, people. I already feel like I need to take a shower if I accidentally catch a minute of any reality show on Vh1 and these will be even worse. This list is really scraping the bottom of the barrel if we consider watching any of them in their natural habitats "entertainment."
(The Frisky) -- I thought the whole point of reality TV was for some unknown Joe or Jane Schmo to have their 15 minutes of fame. But it's becoming more and more about celebrities trying to extend or reclaim their 15 minutes. (Hello, Jessica Simpson! And Steven Seagal!) Sure, this can be entertaining from time to time, but usually not in a good way.
Lily Allen will go from singer to store owner
Lily Allen has just announced that she will be retiring as a singer on July 4 to become a clothing designer and she plans to launch her new career by starring in ... you guessed it ... a reality TV show! The untitled documentary-style series will follow her through her career transition as she attempts to open a clothing boutique with her sister called "Lucy In Disguise." Clever. You'd better believe I'll be skipping that one.
Who wants to be the next Nicole Richie?
Everyone wants to become the next Nicole Richie, right? That's why she's creating a reality show where seven girls compete to become her. How exactly would that work? An eating disorder? Babies? A DUI? Heroin addiction? Not feeling it.
Sarah Palin snags a TV show, natch
It looks like we may be seeing Sarah Palin on the small screen very soon. Rumor has it she's shopping a reality show that she's pitching as "'Planet Earth' meets Alaska meets her family." Sarah and Bristol moose hunting with Trig and Tripp? Yes, please
Watch "The Hoff" (try) to stay sober
David Hasselhoff thinks that the best way to make us forget that he's a lush is to star in a reality TV show. A&E announced it has picked up a new reality series that will follow the former "America's Got Talent" judge as he tries to juggle his career and his personal life as a single dad to two teenage daughters. And his alcohol addiction? Oh wait ... that's "Intervention." This could be interesting.
Kate plus 8 possible TV scenarios
Everyone's talking about Kate Gosselin's new reality show. Will she do "fish out of water" scenarios or will it be a dating show called "Date Kate"? I'm sure there are literally hundreds of guys lining up to date a woman with eight kids and a very public divorce battle. I think I'd pay good money to see that show. For now we'll just watch her on "Dancing With the Stars."
"Idol" judge follows in Paula Abdul's footsteps
No wonder "American Idol" judge Kara DioGuardi wanted Paula Abdul out of there. She was jealous that Paula had a reality show and she didn't. Now she's trying to settle the score. She's shopping a show called "Dropped," which will take "the best acts that have been dropped by their labels and give them a second chance." And we're supposed to watch this in addition to "American Idol"? Eh, depressing.
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