Sunday, March 22, 2009

I'm Just Not That Into Drew Barrymorrrrrrrrrre.


I haven't read the book or seen the movie "He's Just Not That Into You," and also don't plan to watch Exec Producer Drew Barrymore's new reality show "Tough Love," on VH1. It sounds Tough To Watch..a bunch of insecure "ladies" who are lookin' for Mr Right (on Vh1 of all places,) will be put through Drew's Tough Love Boot Camp and have to listen to some douchebag's advice on what they are doing wrong and why they are still single and alone. Which will undoubtedly be the same way they go home - with a few cat fights and televised screaming matches under their belts. Drew wants to bring the concept of He's-Just-Not-That-Into-You to the masses as much as Jenny A and Courtney C are obsessed with creating Cougar-Tainment. I love that Drew has deemed herself the Love Guru and disperses dating advice as if she knows what she's talking about after a broken engagement (to Jamie Walters aka Ray Pruit, ew,) 2 failed marriages (one to Tom Green, double ew,) a slew of slimy deej bag beaus (Justin Long, triple ew) and a few years of experimenting with the ladies. All I know is, if I hadn't already found my Mr. Right, I would not be going to DrewB for advice on how to find him. Especially on VH1.

In other Drew news (drenews?), I love this quote:

"He was like, 'I love how your face is sort of like a paralysis victim, like you talk out of the side of your mouth'." - Drew Barrymore - On a compliment Jimmy Fallon gave her.

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