The Quaids Are Quaizy.

I picked up the January issue of Vanity Fair because it has Johnny Depp on the cover and..der, its Johnny Depp. That article was fine, but the real gem of the issue is the story on Randy and Evi Quaid. I haven't paid much attention to their wacky hijinks - skipping out on fancy hotel bills and high tailing it to Vancouver - but learned just how insane and delusional they both are from this article - especially her. Very interesting..and sad.

The Quaid Conspiracy: They’re spending nights in their car, on the run from the same shadowy cabal—“the Hollywood Star Whackers”—who may have killed Heath Ledger, possibly sabotaged Jeremy Piven, and could now be targeting Lindsay Lohan. No, this is not the plot of Oscar nominee and Golden Globe winner Randy Quaid’s latest movie. It is what he and his wife, Evi, swear is really happening to them. With the Quaids in Canada, the author probes their nightmare reality, which has alienated friends and family, and turned the couple into outlaws.