Today, I was watching T.V. I flicked the channel to a documentary on bad kids. They had an anonymous speaker talking about how much she hated her kids. I recognized the voice. It was my mom. FML
Today, I screamed when I saw a midget in person for the first time. I'm 23. FML
Today, I went to a concert and saw a blonde haired chick with the hottest ass in a pair of sexy, tight jeans. When my friends and I whistled at her, she turned around. I'm ashamed to say that the angry dude's mustache was thicker then mine. FML
Today, while lying with my 4-year old son during his nap, he rolled over, gently touched my face and whispered, "You're ugly." FML
Today, I tried to get my husband to go the doctor's office with me so we could get check-ups, because we've unsuccessfully trying to have kids for a year. When I asked him to go, he said he knew he was fine because he already had another girl pregnant. FML
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