La-Z-Drunk

An extremely lazy boozehound in Proctor, MN drove his tricked out La-Z-Boy (complete with drink holders and stereo that can go up to 20 miles per hour thanks to a lawn mower engine) to a bar where he consumed 9 beers and proceeded to get back in his chair vehicle wasted, where he then crashed into a parked car and was treated for minor injuries after failing every sobriety test known to man and getting a DUI. His prized chaircar will be auctioned off at a police auction. Not a proud day for Minnesota. But would have been pretty hilarious to watch. Here's the full Star Tribune article.