One of my favorite bloggers over at ItsFreeToF (thanks, gingee) turned me on to this site and it is pure comedy. I will never complain about anything again cuz nothing in my life has ever compared to what these peeps are going through..they are totally F***ed. A few examples...
* Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
* Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
* Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML
* Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML
* Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
* Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML
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